Apparently my husband could be on the road to becoming a millionaire! The latest style in men’s jeans are the ‘dirty jeans’ – aka “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” made by the company PRPS and sold at Nordstrom’s. These horrible jeans are absolutely, positively, filthy!
According to the Nordstrom’s website: “Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
My husband works for the phone company for a living and this is exactly what his jeans look like after a day of crawling around inside manholes and mud pits doing the underground cable repair work. He could be making the real bucks selling his jeans at $425.00 a pop to those poor little, rich sods who have no idea what real work is. I mean seriously, is this a joke?!
Who is so sorry-ass-rich that they think the idea of labor is a novelty that should be worn as a “style”? Well, my hubby is retiring soon, so maybe I will forgo washing anymore of his jeans and just sell them for a few hundred dollars….. Maybe we can cash in on mud and poop caked boots too! The possibilities appear to be endless. I am LMAO!!!